Eat for a day

Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll eat for a lifetime. (Conservative point of view) Tax a man for fishing. Use his fish to feed your constituency. Regulate fishing in such a way that he can no longer make a profit fishing & goes out of business. Give him a fish so he can eat. Then, give him a tax return as if you had taxed him for the fish you gave him. Then, raise his taxes because he has more fish now. Subsidize the failing fishing industry. Raise taxes to pay for subsidizing the failing fishing industry. Pass a law creating more fish. Fund a three year study to find out whether fishing causes global warming. Give some of his fish to illegal aliens. What the hell, they're voting now too right? Pump money into a failed education system for socialization programs, so his children will feel good about themselves and others whether they have fish or not, yet be so illiterate that they will believe this system to be optimal. (Liberal point of view) Give a man a fish & he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish & he'll spend the day in boat drinking beer. (My point of view)



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